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Chapter IV

Spaceman woke up staring at an old water stained ceiling, surrounded by distressing moans and coughs of the terminally ill. He looked around and saw hospital cots lined up on either side of him. Trying to sit up he found his limbs bound to the rails of his cot with soft leather straps.

“I wouldn’t move too much,” said a familiar voice. “You were brought in here comatose. Electrolyte imbalance.”

Spaceman didn’t bother asking where he was. There was only one sanitarium in Vienna and he had been a guest there more than a few times.

“I’d like some water,” he managed to croak out.

“I bet you would,” said the figure as he came into view. Marcus, the agent he had left in the embassy. He wore his left arm in a sling but was still alive and capable of filing a report. Not good. “We all want something. I, for instance, would like some answers.”

“I was poisoned.”

Marcus casually flipped through a clipboard, humming as he did so. “The doctors identified over a dozen trace chemicals in your blood stream unknown to contemporary science. It is possible one of these could be a toxin.”

“Like I said.”

“Of course, they also had no trouble picking up residue from cocaine, marijuana, heroin and LSD in the same blood sample.”

Spaceman didn’t bother replying.

“I want to know why you did it.”

“I wish to be released.”

“You abandoned a fellow officer in the field. Deserted me.” Marcus’ mouth trembled like a slapped child. This might be one of the first times this graduate of Princeton had ever been betrayed, ever had his world so fundamentally shaken. This whole exchange was growing wearisome, and only with the application of effort could he focus on it. “What do you have to say for yourself?”

Spaceman yawned expansively, “Yeah, sorry about that.”

“Well, I dealt with it,” Shield said, fuming. He paused, as if waiting for Spaceman to ask him how he survived. Unfortunately, he was too busy wondering how often the nurse changed the bedpan. Finally Shield got on with it, “After I disposed of the Demtak Mine, I went back downstairs. The place was in shambles, AC henchmen were running left and right, spraying the ballroom with bullets.”

“Sounds kinda dangerous.”

“Fortunately, I did have the drop on them. I waited until the henchmen had gathered together; herding the surviving emissaries to the center of the room. I was able to trap most of them together in a single force bubble.”

Spaceman scratched the stubble on his chin. That explained the sling. On the flight over to Vienna, Marcus explained that ever greater levels of trauma produced ever larger force bubbles.

“The only problem was, their mission leader got away,” Shield said, his eyes suddenly turning distant. “I saw him there with the detonator and then the next he was gone.”

“What did the mission leader look like?” Shield described a short, hatchet-faced man around 45 with a bad comb over and nervous hands. Spaceman grinned. 

“Hugo Simplex.”

“You know him?”

“Well, not biblically, but yeah I’ve run into him before,” Spaceman tugged at his dingy pillow to reposition it under his head.

Shield threw the clipboard so it struck the wall with enough force to dislodge plaster. Some of the other patients sat bolt upright, like they expected the place to collapse around their ears. “OK, that’s it, Spaceman. I was willing to forgive you the other day’s lapse but you’re leaving me no choice. You don’t even act like you did anything wrong. Like you think none of this is going to wind up in my report. I’m not letting your incompetence affect another Section Starfire mission. You’re through.”

“Hmph,” Spaceman said. “Just check your spelling. Chief hates typos.”

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