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Chapter XLII

Hugo Simplex caught up with Spaceman and his escorts out of the orientation room. Bastard wanted to watch it first-hand. Well, Spaceman wasn’t unhappy to see him.

The cigarette, although foul, had focused Spaceman’s mind, made certain considerations possible. Helped ground him in the real world. Cast sincerity aside, he whispered to himself, trust in the lie.

But lies needed truth the way the head of a coin needed its tail. Hugo was here to remind him of that. He might know exactly where he wanted to go, but he wouldn’t be able to go there without certain corrections made to the ACs. There was altogether too much professionalism at work in the Delta Omega Base. Too much careful attention to detail. It wasn’t becoming.

He raised his hand in greeting to Hugo as they approached. A sneer crossed good old Hugo’s face, no doubt conjured there by visions of Spaceman’s impending operation. He made an elaborate bow, as though stopping low in the presence of great royalty.

“Why thank you Hugo,” Spaceman said. “I do appreciate the chance to see you once more. I had no idea that that my formal induction into the Anti-Cerebrist movement would inspire such interest in you.”

“No interest,” Hugo said. “Professional satisfaction.”

“Ah,” Spaceman said. “This is the desired outcome of your no doubt carefully laid plans.”

“Something like that, Spaceman. Are you ready for the trepanation process? I’ve taken the liberty of waiving the anesthetic. Why adulterate your experience?”

“Why thank you my good man,” Spaceman beamed. “I’d have it no other way.”

“Indeed,” Hugo said. “Indeed.”

Spaceman’s escorts looked back and forth between Spaceman and Hugo, plainly understanding none of this. Spaceman suspected there was an upper limit to the bandwidth of information each drone could process.

Most people had that problem.

“I’ve just had a very pleasant conversation with the Master,” Spaceman said.

“I can only imagine,” Hugo said, the sneer returning. “If the result of that conversation was a visit to this room, I can only imagine how well it must have gone.”

“Do not ask for whom the bell tolls, Hugo,” Spaceman smiled, holding Hugo’s gaze for a long moment. “Well, must be off. Mustn’t keep the doctors waiting.”

The escorts began bringing him into the surgical theater. He saw two technicians on either side of a chair in the center of the room. The arm rests had manacles dangling from them and the head rest came equipped with a halo of surgical steel. Still, if there was one thing Spaceman knew how to do it was to play a role. He strode towards the chair as though heading for a Swedish massage. He had almost sat down in the cracked and stained green leather when Hugo’s voice came from the other side of the door.

“Wait,” he said. “What did you mean by that last part?”

“Nothing,” Spaceman said. “Forget I said anything.”

“You told him something,” Hugo’s brow had begun to sweat. “Didn’t you?”

“I had some theories to share. The Master was curious about how his vessel had come to be so corrupted. I shared some of my recent past with him.”

“You are a junkie,” Hugo said. “The Master would not believe anything you said.”

“Perhaps,” Spaceman said, now settling into the green chair. “I did have some suspicions about that though. Things I shared with the Master.”

“I had nothing to do with Laos,” Hugo said. “That was the Jackal’s doing.”

“Jackal doesn’t work for himself. Maybe someone paid him. Anyway, I’ve got a busy afternoon. I hope you have luck sorting this whole business when you get a chance. The Master did seem quite perturbed.”

The muscles on either side of Hugo’s jaw twitched. He stared at Spaceman as though he expected the force of his gaze to melt the Section Starfire agent into a puddle of goo. When this somehow failed to happen, he stormed into the surgical theater and swatted away the technicians.

“Enough,” Hugo screamed. “Enough of this nonsense! You will tell me what you told him.”

His hand lashed out, clamping savagely on Spaceman’s jaw. Hugo squeezed, looking for some weakness in Spaceman’s eyes. Some trace of deception he could use. But the Russian cigarette gave Spaceman the focus needed for this moment. He simply smiled.

“If you have questions,” he said. “Maybe you should ask someone with the answers?”

Hugo shoved him back into the chair. His face was red, a few strands of his thinning hair plastered to the sweat of his brow. He pointed at the technicians.

“Bring him back to his cell. I’m going to sort this out and then I’m going to take a saw to his head myself.”

Spaceman watched Hugo stalk away and then turned to the same bewildered technicians. “While we’re waiting, I don’t suppose you could turn on the gas for me?”


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When the light came back on, the room was empty save for a corpse and two baffled agents of Section Starfire, the premier Anarchist Spy Agency employed by the United States government.

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Pushing past Marcus, Space dashed to the door and tried the handle. Inevitably, it was locked.

“Do you know what this is?” said Marcus, slowly regaining his faculties.

“Yes,” said Spaceman as he darted to the b…

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It was immediately apparent they were traveling downwards, not up. Marcus wondered aloud what sort of transportation they were going to find at the bottom of the station.

“A submarine,” Simplex answered matter-of-factually.

“A submarine encased in ice?”

“No,” Hugo said. “Open water.”

“This whole station floats?”

“Of course! That is what it is designed to do. No section of ice, however deep, could be guaranteed to support a structure this massive. What would happen if a freak warming spell intruded into the deep Antarctic? The builders of this place designed it to melt a hole through the ice into the cavern and float there like a rubber duck in a bathtub. This underside is a convenient place to store submarines, no?”

“Very convenient,” D said sunnily.

“Ah, we are coming to the first challenge of our escape from the Delta Omega.”

Ahead of them, the corridor was blocked off by a set of heavy steel doors. Each door had a small round window mounted about eye level. Steam and condensation blocked …

Chapter XLVIII

Spaceman found it very easy to leave the station. His coterie of friends kept growing with each attempt at intervention until a kind of critical mass arrived. Whether or not he was a prisoner, or a Section Starfire agent, or a notorious addict became immaterial. Spaceman lead, and those looking to follow did so.

Heading up from the bowels of the engineering deck, they passed by the cryptozoological section. It occurred to Spaceman that his escape would be that much easier if the personnel in the station had something distracting them. A command to Mr. Doubtful cut off the emergency power to the pens, cages, and corrals keeping the cryptids at bay.

He figured the result would be a few sasquatch and sea serpents making a break for it. He hoped there were enough penguins in Antarctica to feed a new population of Big Feet. Big Foots? Spaceman chuckled to himself, bummed a cigarette from another engineer and directed his followers upwards.

By the time they reached the main exit, the station a…